dripping in excess

conquerorwurm:

rubitrightintomyeyes:
My uncle has this toy that goes from kitschy to disturbing in very little time.
A life of endless torment

(via humorrelated)

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snatchedweaves:

witchstock:
goneget:
prettyboyshyflizzy:
welp
LMFAO
I knew I’ve seen this pose somewhere

(via tacoabel)

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(Source: zeroenthusiasm, via tacoabel)

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Me:	minding my own business
Will.i.am:	hit it Fergie!
Me:	ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

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airtrafficcontroller:

This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.

(via nice-wig-janis)

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ambermayvlog:

0-800-go-fuck-yourself:
when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad
I fucking hate this website

(Source: 3ds-xl, via sharksdancing)

pajamaben:
stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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(Source: octopussoir-, via sharksdancing)

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tacoabel:

when someone close asks about your sugar daddy

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premiumcitrus:

Holy shit

(Source: doona-baes, via justbrosthings)

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